Cast
Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes
Kevin: Treats ―skipping classes‖ as the principle of university life Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes
Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class Rita: A professional class skipper
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(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)
Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.
Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy? Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.
Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the ―Business Management‖ test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.
Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.
Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long… Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?
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Scene II
(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)
Anita: Hey, we’ll have the ―Business Management‖ class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.
Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.
Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...
Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?
Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?
Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!
Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?
Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.
Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.
Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Scene III
(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)
Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes. Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.
Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.
Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class? Rita: I thought you were going to the library.
Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.
Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.
Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Scene IV
(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )
Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.
Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.
Ken: What are they?
Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.
Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?
Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it. Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?
Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor. Ken: Why?
Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few. Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?
Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you. Ken: You are a genius.
Rita: I am just very professional.
Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Scene V
(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)
Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?
Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class. Kevin: Why?
Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.
Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes. Ken: Ok. Let’s go.
(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)
铸造
艾昵塔:永远不懂得为什么学生喜欢逃课 凯文:对―逃课\"为理念的大学生活 肯:渴望逃课却不敢去做
杰森:总是承诺自己:不要让自己跳过课 史蒂文:总是给自己一个好的理由来解释跳过课 丽塔:一个职业阶层队长
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情景我
(安妮塔,凯文,肯恩,杰森,史蒂文,和丽塔都是东海大学的学生。他们是好朋友。有一天,肯恩和杰森在路上碰到到教室去。)
肯:你为什么迟到?而且,你只是错过了最后一节课。老师给我们的主要议题期中考试。
杰森:哦,射击!我刚刚错过了它。你能借我你的笔记,这样我就可以做一份拷贝吗?
肯恩:当然如果你给我一个好理由,为什么你错过了那班。你答应过我你会在课上今天的时间。
杰森:相信我,我愿意遵守我的道。问题是,我今天考试‖的经营之道‖,令我学习它,直到今天早晨3点钟。然后我睡着了,醒来时在今天上午10点钟。 肯:你学,直到今天早晨3点钟吗?为什么?你昨天下午干了什么?我知道你不被4点钟左右昨天。
杰森:好,我遇见了我的一个很老的网友,我们刚刚才说服了太久… 肯:看在上帝的份上!你难道不在乎下星期的期中考试吗?
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(安妮塔,史蒂文和克文是相互交谈的前面的教室。并且,安妮塔正试图阻止史蒂文和凯文的切割下堂课。)
艾昵塔:嘿,我们会有―企业管理‖级,在几分钟内。你去哪儿?别告诉我你去争辩杰森。
史蒂文:我愿意做任何事,我的好朋友。我当然去争辩的那个家伙给我的好朋友一段艰难的日子。
艾昵塔:你总是喜欢参与别人的生意。你会让你自己陷入麻烦之中。难道你不知道吗?…
凯文:安妮塔,别生气和他在一起。他是不会听你的。就别管他了。顺便说一句,我还在等着你的决定。你跟我一起去听音乐会明天吗? 艾昵塔:哦,对不起,我几乎都忘记了。明天什么时间?
凯文:两点钟。我等不及要看我的可爱的超级巨星—蔡依琳。哦,太好了! 艾昵塔:等一下。明天下午我们有微积分课。你疯了吗? 凯文:嗯,我一点也不高兴。但我认为我们可以只抄笔记从别人。 艾昵塔:不,这是一种非常重要的类。你永远也不会明白它不听讲座。 凯文:对我来说似乎没有什么区别。即使我在班里我永远不会明白老师说什么。此外,谁喜欢看老秃头?
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微积分班(后,安妮塔正在进行着圣建筑。与此同时,丽塔是走路到圣建筑,由宿舍里。他们前面见实验室。)
丽塔:我在这里。你看,我做到了我的承诺。我是一个好女孩,而不是逃课。 艾昵塔:你在说什么啊?这是第5课。你跳过了前四节课今天早上。昨天你应许你不肯跳过任何阶层。
丽塔:我玩得愉快吗?我们没有任何阶级在早晨,但我们是装在下午在星期三。 艾昵塔:你再说一遍?今天是星期四,我们上课了一整天。除此之外,你没接我们今天早上当我们正在去上课吗? 丽塔:我以为你会去图书馆。
艾昵塔:你是显现在因为你已经跳过了太多,太多的课。
丽塔:你为什么这么说?我知道我们会有明天的考试的计算机程序。 艾昵塔:你是无法治愈的。考试是今天早上!
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(肯恩和瑞塔要相互交谈。他们正在谈论如何跳过一个档次。)
肯:我想知道为什么你的微积分的教授从不需要出席。然而,每当我跳过课,我的教授一直知道我不在场。我想我真的很不走运。
莉达:好吧,你会感激我将要告诉你什么了,我的三个非常好的建议。 肯恩:它们是什麽呢?
丽塔:现在借给我你的耳- - - - - -首先,是否你跳过课与否,你永远也不会通过这
门课程。
肯:你怎么知道我不会过去吗?
丽塔:微积分是非常困难的事情。我不相信你能通过。 肯恩:也许你是对的。还有什么呢?
丽塔:在你跳过类,你应该很好地对待每一个人。自那以后,你应该尽量迎合你的教授。 肯:为什么?
丽塔:嗯,如果你对待同学们好,他们会帮助你把你的名字签在考勤表。如果你在恭维你的教授和适当的情况,你可以问教授去递给你。最后一点,跳过这类成功你不能逃太多的课还是太少。 肯:你是什么意思?没有太多,而不是太少?
丽塔:你需要好天气逃课了,所以你可以出去游手好闲。然后你需要良好的时机,所以你可以去新开的网吧是在打折。最后,你需要良好的合作关系,和同学们,这样他们就可以将其盖起来给你。 肯:你是一个天才。 丽塔:我只是非常专业。
肯:我知道了。有时我会试一试。哈,哈,哈! ! !
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凯文在肯满足停车场。)
凯文:它的时候,英语课。你为什么会在这里? 肯:我不想去上英语课。我想把这个班。 凯文:为什么?
肯:因为有人告诉我旷课,可好玩了。 凯文:没错。我将向你展示是多么好玩旷课。 肯恩:好吧。让我们走吧。
(凯文和肯削减了阶级,出去玩的女孩。两个人都将失败英语课。因此,他们必看见琼下学期的英语老师,再一次,他们。) 魔豆
Act 1 Scene 1
(Jack’s mother was gambling.)
Mom: Oh, no, not again. (Roaring) Jack, Jack, where are you?
Jack: Here I am, mom. What’s up?
Mom: Send that old cow to the market to exchange some money back.
Jack: But mom, if I sold Rose, we would have no milk anymore.
Mom: Shut up. Do as I said.
Jack: (sign) All right, all right.
Act 1 Scene 2
(In the market.)
Girl: Sir, do you want any matches? If you buy ten boxes, I’ll give a 40 percent discount.
Jack: Sounds terrific. But I don’t have any money.
Girl: Please, sir, I haven’t eaten anything for three days. I’d like to exchange your cow with my matches.
Jack: Sorry, but I don’t need matches. Good-bye, and good luck to you.
Old man: Sir, since the sun is burning, would you like some ice cream?
Jack: Thank you, but I don’t really feel like eating ice cream. See you.
Mr. Bean: I have soybeans, mung beans, green beans, broad beans, green soybeans, peas, and above all, the most amazing beans in the world --- magic beans.
Jack: Wow, sounds wonderful. Beans is my favorite food, I can’t wait to have a bowl of bean soup. I want to buy all the beans with this cow.
Mr. Bean: This cow? What do I need this old skinny cow for? Go away, don’t bother me, kid.
Jack: Sir, please. My mom always told me ―Helping someone in need is a honorable deed.‖
Mr. Bean: All right, all right. (Sign) Today isn’t my day.
Act 2
(Jack went home.)
Jack: Mom, where are you? See what I have got.
Mom: Oh, Jack, you must have brought me lots of shining gold. Oh, I’m so excited. (Walked to Jack) What? You used our pretty cow to buy all this junks? Have you lost your mind?
Jack: Mom, these are no junks. There are soybeans, mung beans, green beans, broad beans, green soybeans and magic beans.
Mom: Magic beans? It doesn’t look magical at all. The vendor must be cheating you. I’ll keep
other beans, but these magic beans, (opened the window) I’ll just throw them away.
Act 3
(The next morning)
Jack: Ah, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the breeze is whispering, it should be a perfect day. (He looked out of the window) Oh, my God, the magic beans have grown to a huge beanstalk! It’s can be true, it must be my imagination!
Prince: Help, help.
Jack: The voice came from the clouds, how strange! I must go and see what’s going on up there. (He climbed up. Then he saw the prince was stocked in a castle.)
Jack: Hi, what happen to you? How can I help you?
Prince: It’s a long stories, I’ll tell you only if you take one of my leg hair.
(Jack took the prince’s leg hair, and the prince became as small as normal people. The prince opened the door, and welcomed Jack in.)
Prince: Thank you a million for saving my life. How can I ever repay you?
Jack: That’s no big deal. So what’s your story?
Prince: Once open a time, there’s a greedy witch who would even destroy the world only to get my hen and harp.
Jack: Your hen and harp? I don’t see they worth it.
Prince: You don’t understand, the hen can produce many golden eggs, and the harp is made of gold it can sing beautiful melodies. One day, the witch turned me to a giant and flew away with my hen and harp.
Jack: What are you going to do now?
Prince: Of course I’m going to pay my revenge. Are you going to come with me?
Jack: Well, I’ll would like to, but -------
Prince: What?
Jack: My mom always told me ―No money, no help.‖
Prince: Let’s make a deal—you help me to fight against the witch, and I’ll give you ten thousand golden eggs.
Jack: That’s the deal.
Act 4
(At the witch’s house)
Witch: One egg, two eggs, three eggs. Oh, I’m so rich, ha, ha, ha ---------
(Jack and Prince ran into the house.)
Prince: You devil, I’m here to fight for justice. Give me my hen and harp back.
Witch: Very well, you want your stuff back? Then you have to knock me down first.
(Took out a box) Here, pick two scripts to determine your destiny.
Prince: (picked a script) Oh no, Jack, I don’t know how to gamble!
Jack: That’s OK. Let me help you. My mother always told me ―Get me a chair!‖
(Jack won)
Prince: Oh yes, yes, we win. (They hugged)
Witch: Not yet, you still have to go through another test – sumo.
(Prince almost failed)
Prince: Jack, do something, don’t just stand there watching.
Jack: Don’t worry. I have a secret weapon.
(Took out a basket of beans and spread them on the ground.)
(Witch fell down)
Jack & Prince: We’re the kings of the world.
Act 5
(They ran out of the witch’s house and returned to the prince’s palace.)
Prince: Jack, thank for your generous help. I couldn’t defeat that wicked witch without you.
Jack: Well, I’m flattered. Since you’ve finished your revenge, could you go home with me?
Prince: Jack, you’re the best friend that I’ve ever had. But I belong here. This is my home.
Jack: (start weeping) But what about me? What am I going to do?
Prince: Trust me, you’ll be remembered in my mind until the end of time. In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars were laughing, when you look at the stars at nigh. You – only you – will have stars that can laugh.
Jack: I’ll cherish the memories we had together as sparkling diamonds.
(Jack’s mom was gambling)
Mom: (shouting) Oh, my God, oh, my God. Jack, I become a millionaire.
Jake: It’s time for me to go. Good-bye, my friend. Take good care of yourself.
Prince: So do you, my friend. (They hugged) Go, go, I have a surprise for you down there.
(Jack rushed down. He saw a present was wrapped neatly. He tore it off and burst out of yelling.)
Jack: (hold the prince’s toy tightly and walked to the window, smiling at the stars.)
Thank you, my friend.
行为1第一幕
杰克的母亲是赌博。)
妈妈:哦,不,不要再来了。(咆哮)杰克,杰克,你在哪里?
杰克:我在这里,妈妈。出什么事了?
妈妈:送那个老母牛向市场兑换一些钱回来。
杰克:但是,妈妈,如果我卖了玫瑰,我们就没有牛奶了。
妈妈:闭嘴。按照我说的做。
杰克:(标志),好了,好了。
行为1场景2
(在转会市场上。)
卖火柴的小女孩:先生,请问你想要的任何的比赛吗?如果你买10盒,我就给
他一40%折扣。
杰克:听起来棒极了。但我没有钱。
女孩:对不起,先生,我没吃东西了三天。我想兑换你的母牛和我的比赛。
杰克:对不起,但我不需要比赛。再见,祝你好运。
老人:先生,因为太阳燃烧了,你要不要来些冰淇淋吗?
杰克:谢谢你,但是我真的不觉得喜欢吃冰淇淋。见到你。
先生。豆:我有大豆、绿豆、绿豆、蚕豆、绿色大豆、豌豆,最重要的是,最令人惊异的豆子在世界上- - - - - -魔豆。
杰克:哇,听起来很棒。豆子是我最喜欢的食物,我等不及要吃一碗豆汤。我想买所有的豆子和这头牛。
先生。豆:这头牛?我需要什么这个老瘦牛?走开,别烦我的人,孩子。
杰克:先生,请。我妈妈总是告诉我―帮助需要帮助的人是一个可敬的行为。‖
先生。豆:好吧,好吧。(牌)今天不是我的日子。 第2幕
(杰克回家了。)
杰克:妈妈,你在哪儿?看看我有没有。
妈妈:噢,杰克,你必须给我带来无数闪亮的金子。哦,我太兴奋了。(走到杰克)什么?你用了我们的漂亮的牛买所有这些废物?你疯了吗?
杰克:妈妈,这些都是没有垃圾。有大豆、绿豆、绿豆、蚕豆、绿色大豆和魔豆。
妈妈:魔豆吗?它看起来不神奇。卖方必须欺骗你。我将会让其他豆类,但这
些魔豆,(打开窗户)我就扔掉吧。 第3幕
(第二天早上)
杰克:啊,阳光灿烂,鸟儿在歌唱,春风是耳语,那应该是一个完美的一天。(他看着窗外)哦,我的上帝,魔豆已经成长到一个巨大的青苗!这是可以是正确的,那一定是我的想象力!
王子:救命啊!救命啊。
杰克:声音来自云,多么奇怪呀!我一定要去看看发生了什么事。(他爬上了。然后他看见王子是存货在一座古堡里。)
杰克:嗨,你怎么样了?我如何能帮助你?
王子:这是一条漫长的故事,我将仅仅告诉你,如果你不把我的腿毛。
(杰克抓起王子的腿毛,王子变成小得象正常的人。王子打开大门,欢迎杰克。)
王子:谢谢你一百万救了我的命。我该怎样才能报答你?
杰克:那没什么大不了的。所以,什么是你的故事吗?
王子:一旦打开的时候,有一个贪婪的女巫的人甚至会毁灭整个世界只是想得到我的母鸡和竖琴。
母鸡和杰克:你的口琴吗?我看不出他们是值得的。
王子:你不懂,那只母鸡能产生许多金蛋,和竖琴是金制的它能唱美丽的旋律。有一天,女巫我转到一个巨大并且飞走了与我的母鸡和竖琴。
杰克:现在你打算做什么?
王子:我当然是要付我的复仇。你要跟我一起去吗?
杰克:好了,我就很想去,但是- - - - - -
王子:什么?
杰克:我妈妈总是告诉我―没有钱就没人帮助。‖
王子:让我们做个deal-you帮助我对抗女巫,我就给你一万金蛋。
杰克:那是这项交易。 行为4
(在女巫的房子)
女巫:一个蛋,两个鸡蛋,三个蛋。哦,我是如此的富有的,哈哈哈- - - - - - - - - - - - -
(杰克和王子跑进屋里来。)
王子:你的恶魔,我来这儿是要争取正义。把我的母鸡和竖琴回来。
女巫:很好,你想要回你的东西吗?然后你要把我先坐下。
(拿出了一个盒子)这里,挑选两个剧本来决定你的命运。
王子:(挑了一个脚本)噢,不,杰克,我不知道如何去赌博!
杰克:没关系。让我来帮助你。我母亲常告诉我―哥,给我捎一的椅子!‖
(杰克赢了)
王子:哦,是的,是的,我们就赢了。(他们拥抱)
女巫:还没有,你还得通过另一种检测方法-相扑。
(王子几乎不)
王子:杰克,做某件事,别只是站在那儿看着。
杰克:别担心。我有一个秘密武器。
(拿出一篮豆子,并把它们铺在地上。)
(女巫倒下去)
杰克&王子:我们的君王的世界。 行动5
(他们跑出了女巫的房子,回到王子的宫殿。)
王子:杰克,谢谢你的慷慨的帮助。我不能没有你的胜利,这坏女巫。
杰克:哦,我真是受宠若惊。既然你已经完成你的复仇,你能跟我回家吗?
王子:杰克,妳是最好的朋友,我有过最好的交谈。但我属于这里。这就是我的家。
杰克:(开始哭)但是我怎么样?我该怎麽办呢?
王子:相信我,你会被铭记在我的脑海里,直到时间的尽头。在其中的星星,我将活的。在其中一个我要笑。而它将如此好像所有的星星在笑,当你看着满天繁星在身旁。你——只有你,就可以笑的恒星,。
杰克:我会珍惜的回忆我们曾经在一起,就像闪闪发光的钻石。
(杰克的妈妈就是赌博)
妈妈:(大叫)哦,我的天哪,哦,我的上帝。杰克,我成为百万富翁了。‖
杰克:这是我该走的时候了。再见,我的朋友。好好照顾你自己。
王子:那么你,我的朋友。(他们拥抱)走,走,我要给你一个惊喜在那里。
(杰克冲下来。他看见一件礼物被裹得干干净净。他把它撕掉了,突然冒出
来的叫喊着。)
杰克:抱着王子的玩具,紧紧地走向窗口,微笑着天上的星星。)
谢谢你,我的朋友。
A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者 B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了） A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）
A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆） B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？ E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。 E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。 B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A：对不起，我不知道―钱包‖这个单词怎么讲……
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？ E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头） C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。 D：谁让这是一个童话呢……
为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die. B:get away,get away,dirty man. A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either. C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he? D:yes,yes.
A:but....sir....please listen to me..... B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid. E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly. D:yes,yes!!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man. B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak \"钱包\" in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair? E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.
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